oh my god I thought the last one was a JOKE, jfc
THE LAST ONE IS NOT A JOKE. REPEAT THE LAST ONE IS NOT A JOKE. PLEASE DEAR GOD STOP ROMNEY FROM BEING PRESIDENT.
Yeah, just to clarify: no part of #9 is a joke. All those things sound like gross exaggerations that would be unfair, horrible things to say about a person were they not true. Unfortunately, every single one of them is.
If I could be any dog in the world, I know I WOULD NOT be Shamus, the Romney’s dog.
If I could be any dog in the world, I’d be Scooby Doo because he solves mysteries, can talk, and eats lots of sandwiches.
A DANCING HORSE
I CANNOT EVEN
Gettin’ real tired of yo’ shit, romney