I loved this.
I was home alone and someone rang my doorbell and i looked through my window and saw some people wearing Mitt Romney shirts and i thought they would try to tell me why i should vote for him
So I opened the door like this
time to turn this poll around, Tumblr.
(( SPREAD THIS LIKE HERPES AND VOTE OBAMA PLEASE! ))
((VOTE OBAMA!?! WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU??? WE CAN’T HAVE HIM AS PRESIDENT AGAIN OH MY HECK NO
Okay sorry political tantrum there.))
((gurl da fuq did i just rant on about))
time to troll fox news
Romney just got chastised by the President on national television like a 5 year old.
…that’s what my husband stands for.
I teared up a bit.
This is the single greatest picture of President Obama.
He’s got my vote.
we have the kawaiiest presidential couple
look at those beautiful people
I’ve been waiting for this for so long omg
I ugly laughed.
Presidential Candidates 9/11 Tweets For The Day….
Anyone else see an issue here?
What actually happened today:
- An Obama staffer told people to sign up to vote.
- A Romney staffer sent a condolence tweet.
- Actual Romney gave a campaign speech to the national guard.
- Actual Obama gave a memorial speech at the pentagon for the 4th year in a row.
THANK YOU FOR SETTING THAT STRAIGHT.
THANK YOU FOR SETTING THIS STRAIGHT HOLY SHIT YES
oh my god I thought the last one was a JOKE, jfc
THE LAST ONE IS NOT A JOKE. REPEAT THE LAST ONE IS NOT A JOKE. PLEASE DEAR GOD STOP ROMNEY FROM BEING PRESIDENT.
Yeah, just to clarify: no part of #9 is a joke. All those things sound like gross exaggerations that would be unfair, horrible things to say about a person were they not true. Unfortunately, every single one of them is.
If I could be any dog in the world, I know I WOULD NOT be Shamus, the Romney’s dog.
If I could be any dog in the world, I’d be Scooby Doo because he solves mysteries, can talk, and eats lots of sandwiches.
A DANCING HORSE
I CANNOT EVEN
Gettin’ real tired of yo’ shit, romney
R-Romney-sama! You shouldn’t be c-calling me here! But… Oh, I can’t stay mad at you.
Will Smith discusses his family’s visit to the White House
AGHH I LOVE THEM ALL
JADEN, WILL, BARACK—
I LOVE YOU ALL
I never say it (and don’t know why) but I really REALLY love Will Smith