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writingfail:

greenshapeshifter:

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master-jinora:

time to turn this poll around, Tumblr.

vote here: http://foxnewsinsider.com/2012/10/16/who-won-the-second-presidential-debate-vote-hofstra-university/

(( SPREAD THIS LIKE HERPES AND VOTE OBAMA PLEASE! ))

((VOTE OBAMA!?! WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU??? WE CAN’T HAVE HIM AS PRESIDENT AGAIN OH MY HECK NO
Okay sorry political tantrum there.)) 

((gurl da fuq did i just rant on about))

time to troll fox news

(Source: jinorasity)

mindfuljolteon:

boxed-hobo:

codarsnacht:

oncewaslost-neverwasfound:

talkstraight:

Presidential Candidates 9/11 Tweets For The Day….


Anyone else see an issue here?

What actually happened today:

  • An Obama staffer told people to sign up to vote.
  • A Romney staffer sent a condolence tweet.
  • Actual Romney gave a campaign speech to the national guard.
  • Actual Obama gave a memorial speech at the pentagon for the 4th year in a row.

THANK YOU

THANK YOU FOR SETTING THAT STRAIGHT. 

THANK YOU FOR SETTING THIS STRAIGHT HOLY SHIT YES 

im-khaleesi-bitches:

dontstartlethewitch:

raptorific:

claraland:

raptorific:

fandomgeek:

fuckyouackles:

oh my god I thought the last one was a JOKE, jfc

THE LAST ONE IS NOT A JOKE. REPEAT THE LAST ONE IS NOT A JOKE. PLEASE DEAR GOD STOP ROMNEY FROM BEING PRESIDENT.

Yeah, just to clarify: no part of #9 is a joke. All those things sound like gross exaggerations that would be unfair, horrible things to say about a person were they not true. Unfortunately, every single one of them is.

If I could be any dog in the world, I know I WOULD NOT be Shamus, the Romney’s dog. 

If I could be any dog in the world, I’d be Scooby Doo because he solves mysteries, can talk, and eats lots of sandwiches. 

A DANCING HORSE

I CANNOT EVEN

Gettin’ real tired of yo’ shit, romney

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