a well known saying among my people
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How a bisexual prepares to take on the day.
niqi:
So basically Lemony Snicket predicted tumblr.
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literally the best jack sparrow line ever ok
Did you know that this scene was entirely unscripted? Johnny Depp just kinda went with this and no one stopped him, so the reactions’ on the other actors’ faces are their actual reactions to Depp’s shenanigans. :D
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So this just happened.
My sincerest apologies to the random dude that I just French dipped in public and then proceeded to make a comic about.
IT’S LIKE ONE OF MY JAPANESE ANIMES.
CAN I START SHIPPING THEM NOW!??!?
…. my hand slipped?…
Oh my god.
oh gosh Mod asfsdfasfs
this shirt
i need it
new york had a hurricane, a snowstorm, and 60-degree weather all in one week
this is why new york is the beginning of all apocalypse films
from-the-stone-to-the-hallows:
hipstaa-pleazz:lovewillcomethru:myexistanceisanactofrebellion:
That time that Catwoman angrily stomped on Captain Kirk’s foot
wait a minute… is that Gimli in the background??
It certainly is, with Mary Poppins
Ah, the nerd is strong with this post
my mom was upstate for the weekend and she was on her way home today and texted me and said “do u want anything from da stor” and i was like “mom why are you talking like ur ghetto” and she sent me this
i…
Because Loki’s No.1 Fangirl is… Tom Hiddleston
Tom no….
mY LITTLE BROTHER JUST CALLED ME AND SCREAMED ‘PUDDING’ AT ME FOR FIVE MINUTES STRAGIHT I DON’T UNDERSTAND
NOW HE’S TELLING ME THAT LEGOLAS IS PRETTIER THAN I AM
oh my fucking god i figured it out he told me he had some funny tasting lemonade THE LITTLE FUCKER’S FOURTEEN HE GOT INTO THE STASH OF HARD LEMONADE AT MY MOM’S HOUSE
so update on this: he’s currently refusing to get out of bed and saying when he grows up he’s going to be a lawyer so he can sue the people who put the hard lemonade in the same bottles they use to put in regular lemonade
JFC THIS IS HILARIOUS
pffffffftTtftfttftftfttftttt
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"Hot" Magazine Interview excerpt with Colin Morgan and Bradley James (Guest Starring Origami)
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Interviewer:
is that how you pick up girls?
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Bradley:
I actually pick up girls with various displays of origami.
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Interviewer:
You do not.
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Bradley:
Yes, I do. It's quite a famous tactic here in England. The better you are at origami, the more women you attract.
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Interviewer:
And you're sure it's not because they recognise you from the show?
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Colin:
Well, generally they're too distracted by the origami.
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Bradley:
Yes. My house is origami. I've got a car that I drove here today that is made from origami.
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Interviewer:
It must be very environmentally friendly.
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Bradley:
Yeah, big time.
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Interviewer:
Alright, Colin, coming back to Merlin - do you believe in magic?
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Colin:
After watching Bradley drive around in his origami car, I believe in everything.
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Interviewer:
Okay. Do you own anything origami?
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Colin:
No, I'm an origami wannabe. I've actually started up a support group because some people have a deficiency in their systems where they can't actually fold things. I'm a part of that group, and it seems to affect people from Northern Ireland. Anyone prone to paper cuts shouldn't even enter the origami game. It's a rough industry and certainly if you don't have thick skin, you're going to lose.
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Interview:
Let us guess, we're your first interview of the day, aren't we?
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Colin:
Yes!
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Interviewer:
And this is how you like to start your day?
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Bradley:
...I usually start my day with origami.